April 2012
Why didn’t they keep Villiers?
COME BACK, MANNYPENNY.
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YOU STORMED INTO AN EMBASSY.
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The cable listings said that the 1967 Casino Royale was on and I got all excited because I’ve been meaning to watch it. But it was mislabeled and I turned to that channel only to find Mads Mikkelsen being sinister.
HOW DARE THEY?
#firstworldproblems
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It is raining like a bitch.
What does a bitch even rain like?
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Why is everyone in Titanic so unlikable? :|
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Anonymous asked: I'm insecure too. Hence why I'm anon. But you are a friend and I like you and if I didn't I wouldn't be saying I do. And I'm not one of those people who talk shit about mutual friends.
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Anonymous asked: Okay well then, don't worry. Your friends like you. Hence why they're your friends.
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Anonymous asked: Afraid?
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Anonymous asked: I know my own thoughts.
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Anonymous asked: Shut up. Your friends don't hate you.
instagrampa:
instagrampa:
I had to describe myself in three words on my USC application and I couldn’t think of a good third word so I just wrote “cat” and I planned on changing it but I forgot and sent it in.
I did not get into USC.
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iknewitwasover:
i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
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Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived Amy Pond: The Girl Who Waited Katniss Everdeen: The Girl On Fire Me: The Girl Who Sits on Her Ass Every Day and Cries Over Fictional Characters
Hey, y’all forgot something.
Lisbeth Salander: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played With Fire, and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets’ Nest.
I think she wins.
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Imagine if I became famous and kept my blog. One...
Interviewer: So do you know about the fandom surrounding you?
Me: You mean the fanart and the pornographic drawings shipping me with my co-stars?
Interviewer: ....
Me: And the slash shippers and the Crack. Oh the fandom crack!
Interviewer: Uh, yeah... how do you, uh, know about all of this?
Me: *Stares into camera* I have a Tumblr
Tumblr: HOLY SHIT WE ARE DOOMED! WHICH BLOG IS IT?! SEARCH THEM ALL! AND FOR GODS SAKE HIDE THE PORN
Me: *Laughs evily and starts discussing famous fanfictions with my character in them knowing tumblr is dying*
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March 2012
“If you hear that someone is speaking ill of you, instead of trying to defend...”
– Epictetus (via famatah)
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No but seriously, when I’m not gleefully picking out/making fun of what I think sounds really gay in Ian Fleming’s writing, I do really adore Bond and Leiter’s deep platonic bromance.
The tall thin young man came forward with a wide grin, his hand outstretched, to where Bond stood rooted with astonishment. “Felix Leiter! What the hell are you doing here?” Bond...
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“Felix Leiter! What the hell are you doing here?” Bond grasped the hard hand and shook it warmly. ”And what the hell are you doing in my bedroom anyway?”
I’m just gonna…choose to take that out of context.
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I keep seeing people talk about “The Host” and I assumed that it was the Korean film, and was confused but excited by its sudden popularity.
As usual, the internet fucking disappoints me when I finally figure out what’s actually going on.
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